What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is America so fucked up?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

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Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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